rofl..rofl...rofl...rofl...rofl

http://rack1.nethosters.com/~charles/russell/russell.ram

OMG!

my stummik hurts from laughing too hard....!!

folks, bear in mind the video (a stand up comedy act by Russell Peters, a Canadian Indian) is 45 mins long

thanks Vik!

for bloggers in the DC, NoVa, Maryland tri-state area:

Russell Peters to Perform in DC

Candian Desi comic Russell Peters, fresh of the Gurus of Comedy Tour, will be performing at Georgetown University on Friday, January 28. The show, part of Peter's Comic Relief Tour 2005, will be held in Gaston Hall, and wil benefit Hope's Tsunami Relief Fund. Tickets are $25 and are available here.

(i'm so sad i'm going to miss this one)

current song Come Along by Titiyo

i might just, start liking the cold

a little bit more
when i snuggle
into the deliciously warm part of the bed
where you lay untill a few minutes ago

a tad more
when i catch a snowflake with the tip of my tongue
and it makes my mouth tingle
melting down my throat and warming my heart
just like your kiss a few hours ago

just a little bit more
when the cold, biting wind
hugs every inch of my body
numbing, and reminiscent
of the ecstasy that coursed through my body
as you loved me, only a night ago

current song One Night by Jay Sean

Funny how not talking to someone can make your day feel empty innit?
sigh

I hoped you would
Be the one bright spot
In a topsy-turvy day.
You love me, You love me not
Do you? Or am I
Just dreaming my tears away?

current song In Aankhon Ki Masti Mein by Lata Mangeshkar from Umrao Jaan

familiar territory, unfamiliar grounds
the first rush of blood, the fluttering of the heart
just knowing its so right yet trembling with apprehension
i have never been here.
so then why does it feel like im finally home?

current song I've Finally Found Someone by Bryan Adams and Barbara Striesand

the M family has the rare honour of celebrating three birthdays every January. my parents’ immaculate timing ensured them a lifetime’s worth of happiness bringing up 3 extremely stubborn, opinionated, self-centred and (as of now two) decidedly randy goats. by age two i had already learnt to tell my mom what she should cook and how she should dress. by the time my sister was two, she had figured exactly how to get me to do what she wanted (by sneaking up behind me and breaking one of my dad’s prized miniature alcohol bottles on my head). and by the time my brother was two, he knew all he had to do was rat on us to our dad (the whole male bonding thingy). well, he enjoyed dancing on my sister more, i guess, but it was far less effective.

worse than the fact that they were doomed to raise three rebellious hell-raisers was that January was the month of new school uniforms, book bags, shoes and so on. throw in 3 birthday parties and u have all the ingredients for general bankruptcy. now that I think of it, no wonder my dad lost all his hair so early in his life. boy ain’t he so glad I decided to scoot a few oceans away.

anyways, heres to my randy siblings in all their goatly, capricornian glory. happy birthday chicka and chico!

current song Don't Go Away by Oasis